If you were a fly on the wall at breakfast at our house, this is what you would hear.
Mom: Nathaniel, since you're done eating, go upstairs and start getting dressed.
N: I want to wait for my sister. She's still eating.
Mom: You like to have time laying on the floor naked and playing. Going now will give you that time. Otherwise, I will come up before you're done and yell at you to get dressed. So your choice is... go now and have time to lay around naked... or stay here and don't get the naked time... and then get yelled at which you hate.
Yes - believe it or not... this was a real breakfast conversation.